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Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud

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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes

Teacher: pappu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. pappu: Me!

humne suna hai ishq mein ratoin ki neend udda jati hai plzzzzzzz koi humse bhi ishq karo hume ratoin ko neend bahut aati hai.

Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.

A pathan want 2 commit suicide, When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend & i can't live widout my friend

Teachefour beautiful ladies r walking on the road. Change it to Exclamatory sentence... Student: WOW!.

Honey, when we get married, I'll be there to share all your troubles and sorrows." "But I don't have any, my love." "I said, when we get married"

He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!

Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir

What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!

Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.

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