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Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud

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Raj: Meet my

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Boy & girl in

Boy & girl in restaurant.Boy-i love U..Girl-i dont love U..Boy-think again?Girl-i told u NOBoy-waiter,bring seperate bills.Girl-i love u too..

Mr A: my wife

Mr A: my wife kisses me every night when I get home. Mr B: mine too, but only 2 c if I have been drinking.

Q. What do men

Q. What do men and beer bottles have in common? A. They are both empty from the neck up.

Man: Whisper those

Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself

WIFE: What Should

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Why do elephants

Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything

Elephant &Ant were

Elephant &Ant were walking on a bridgeThen D elephant lookd down 2the river Sudenly ant Bited D elephant.Why?Bcoz ants wife was bathing in D river.

Rampa: what is

Rampa: what is the cost of hair cut?BarbeRs 20Rampa: Then what is the cost of shaving?BarbeRs 10Rampa: Oh! Ok please Shave my head

Hello My son

Hello My son won't come to school today,he has fever. Teacher: Oh,who's speaking? Boy: This is my father

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