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Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud
  

Jan, 17 2012     72 chars (1 sms)     1155 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Teacher:"Now,children,if I saw a man beating a donkey n stopped him,wht virtue wuld I be showing?" Student:"Brotherly love
Height of kanjoosi: A Sindhi's house has caught Fire & he is giving Missed Calls to the Fire Station..!
Boy- From the day I m ur friend, I m not able to eat, drink or smoke.Girl- how sweet, so u r madly in LOVE with me..!Boy- SHUT UP..!!, U made my pocket empty.
Thief : quickly hand over your purse I have a gun Lady : here take it Thief : ha! ha! no bullets in my gun. Lady : ha! ha! no money in my purse
Husband says"When Im gone you'll nevr find another man like me". Wife replied"What makes you think I'd want another man like you?!!!".
What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!
A boy goes to see a cabare dance.His mom gets angry & asks him:Did u see anything ther that u were not supposed to see?Boy:Yes,I saw DAD
young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married
A father to his adopted son "Whats the height of laziness?" Son replied "What more than havin an adopted son.
Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !
Q. What do men and beer bottles have in common? A. They are both empty from the neck up.
Teacher:The best way to double the money in stock market!Student:Invest 4 times the money!!---