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Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud
  
Jan, 17 2012     72 chars (1 sms)     1416 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Teacher:The best
Teacher:The best way to double the money in stock market!Student:Invest 4 times the money!!---
A girl wearing
A girl wearing very short skirt.A boy asks he Won't yr mom tell anythng abt yr dress?Girl replied: My mom will b very angry..bcoz I'm wearing her dress.
young girl praying:
young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married
I asked my wife,
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
Q:Why most men
Q:Why most men prefer to kiss women's lips? Ans:Thats the best & probably the only way to shut a woman's mouth.
Teache"Where is
Teache"Where is Himalaya?"Student: "Madam, I dont know."Teache"Dont know?? Stand on the desk."Student: "I still cant see.
Teacher:Draw A
Teacher:Draw A Diagram Of Bacteria Pappu:Here It Is Sir Teacher:Where? u Haven't Drawn Anything Pappu:Sir,Cn u See Bacteria Withot Microscop
Height of technical
Height of technical thinking... A software person falling from the roof of a building and shouting F1 F1 F1 instead of help help......!!
Girl: Do U love
Girl: Do U love me?Boy:'Ofcourse darling i do. Girl:Wil U luv me after marriage also? Boy:Tht depends on ur husband. If he allows Me 2 luv u.
Q: Why do brides
Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.
Reporter: How does
Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.
Man: God, how
Man: God, how long is a million years to you? God: A second. Man: How much is $ 1 Million to you? God: A cent. Man: Can I borrow a cent? God: Wait a second. =)

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