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Jan, 17 2012     72 chars (1 sms)     1407 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Q: If a Devil catches your wife, what will you do? A: You can do nothing...if the devil has done the MISTAKE, he has to face the CONSEQUENCES!!
Boy- From the day I m ur friend, I m not able to eat, drink or smoke.Girl- how sweet, so u r madly in LOVE with me..!Boy- SHUT UP..!!, U made my pocket empty.
An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them. Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down.
Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.
Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
Q:There is always a sign board'DRIVE SLOWLY' near school,bt never near girls college.Why? Ans:BECAUSE HERE VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY GET SLOW!
A cop stops a drunk man and asks: Where you going? I'm going to listen the lecture about the harm of the drunkenness and alcoholism. At night? And who will give a lecture?My wife and mother-in-law!
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!
Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.