Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom? TeacheLittle Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom? Little Johnny: But I asked first!

Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.

Doc & engg loved d same girl. Engg before going out of station for a week gave 7 apples to the girl. Why? B'coz an apple a day keeps doctor away

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".

*A young accountant stayed late at the office day after day. Finally, the boss called him in and asked for an explanation. "Well, you see sir," he stammered, "my wife works, too-- and if I get home before she does, I have to cook the dinner."

Teacher:The best way to double the money in stock market!Student:Invest 4 times the money!!---

Dad:Why aren't you doing well in history?Pappu:Because the Teacher keeps on asking things that happened before my birth

Teache Give An example to use neither-nor. Boy: When girls wear tight fittings, neither they are comfortable nor we are comfortable…

FATHEHow r ur grades, son?SON: Under water, Dad.FATHEUnder water? What do u mean?SON: They're below C level.

Hello My son won't come to school today,he has fever. Teacher: Oh,who's speaking? Boy: This is my father

Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything