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Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud
  
Jan, 17 2012     72 chars (1 sms)     1410 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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What is the next
What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise
Movie director
Movie director:in this scene u jump from 10th floor.Actor:what if i die?director:Dats not at all a problem,It"s da last scene
Man runs home
Man runs home shouting pack your bags honey, i just won 10 million in lottery. wife: Do i pack for beach or Resort ? Man : Who cares? just pack and get lost.
WIFE : " I wish I
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Try this ,its fun
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Commerce professor
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".
Teacher : Peter,why
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TEACHER : Winnie
TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.WINNIE : Me!
Q: Why do brides
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Lady2Doc:let
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He said... Do
He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!
A lady had 8 sons
A lady had 8 sons all named KEVIN, when asked how she differentiates while calling, she replied “by their surname”.

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