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Jan, 17 2012     72 chars (1 sms)     1184 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question - Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ? Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes
Wife was teaching English Grammar to her husband. Wife- 'I am Beautiful.' Which tense is this? Husband- Past Tense.-
Wife:Honey wht ru looking4? Husband:Nothing. Wife:Nothing?U've been reading our marriage certificate 4an hour?Husband:I was just luking 4d expriy date!
Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's there? Boss: Not you anymore.
1st thief:Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!2nd thief: But this is the 13th floor.1st thief: Hurry! this is no time for superstitions
Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.
Q: If a Devil catches your wife, what will you do? A: You can do nothing...if the devil has done the MISTAKE, he has to face the CONSEQUENCES!!
English Teacher: Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor" Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, "NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!
Doctor to lady: U look exactly like my 3rd wife. Lady: How many wife do u have? Docto2.
Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole