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Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud
  
Jan, 17 2012     72 chars (1 sms)     1312 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Do you want to
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A drunk was
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Police to a drunkard:
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Husband to wife
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Lady:Is this my
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A Grl & a Boy
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Q: Why are husbands
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A woman was sitting
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