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Jan, 17 2012     72 chars (1 sms)     1877 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Sir:G.Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,but also admitted doing it. Now,kid, do you know why his father didn't punish him?"kid:Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
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There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!
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Son: Mummy, dad is very honest... Mummy: How can u say that..? Son: Simple... He closes one eye whenever he sees any lady passing by...!
Dost Ko Dost ka Ishara yad Reheta he Hr Dost Ko Apna Dostana Yad Reheta he Kuch pal Sachhe dost k Sath to Gujaro Wo Afsana Maut tak YaaD Reheta he
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes