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Jan, 17 2012     72 chars (1 sms)     986 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Teacher:What was the first think Akbar did on ascending to the throne?Student:Well,he sat down
Elephant &Ant were walking on a bridgeThen D elephant lookd down 2the river Sudenly ant Bited D elephant.Why?Bcoz ants wife was bathing in D river.
Man to Doc:Is there any way for long life? Doc:Get married. Man:Will it help? Doc:No,but the thought of long life will never come to your mind
A lady had 8 sons all named KEVIN, when asked how she differentiates while calling, she replied “by their surname”.
Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously... Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again
Sir:G.Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,but also admitted doing it. Now,kid, do you know why his father didn't punish him?"kid:Because George still had the axe in his hand.
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes
Frnd1: u have married with 1 of the twin sisters, how do u recognize ur wife? Frnd2: why should I ? : )
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me? Son: No.
What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes