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Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud
  

Jan, 17 2012     72 chars (1 sms)     1754 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
Dad: if u Pass in the exam i will Present u 1 Cycle.Son: if i fail?Dad: i will Present 10 Cycle.Son: why?Dad: To Open Cycle Shop.
TeacheHarbhajan is male or female? Student: Female. TeacheHow? Student: Just now commentator told "beautiful delivery by harbajan"
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
Boy Asks A Girl: Can U Dance With Me. GIRL: I Dont Dance With a Child.. BOY: Sorry, I did not Know U were Pregnant.
Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything
Boy- From the day I m ur friend, I m not able to eat, drink or smoke.Girl- how sweet, so u r madly in LOVE with me..!Boy- SHUT UP..!!, U made my pocket empty.
Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.
Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?" "yes of course...." "Great ! i never could before"
Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !
Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs? Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!
Man: God, how long is a million years to you? God: A second. Man: How much is $ 1 Million to you? God: A cent. Man: Can I borrow a cent? God: Wait a second. =)