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Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud

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What do u call if Bill Gate's mothr gets bored.?BEAT THISAny guess?MOTHERBOARD!Gud nite

Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs? Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!

Question Girl :

Question Girl : Do you love me ? Boy : Yes Dear Girl : Would you die for me ? Boy : No, mine is undying love!

Every man wants

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife

English Teacher: Make

English Teacher: Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor" Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, "NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!

young girl praying:

young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married

Teache Give An

Teache Give An example to use neither-nor. Boy: When girls wear tight fittings, neither they are comfortable nor we are comfortable…

TEACHER== Name

TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family? STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens

Tcher: How Old

Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.

Teacher:The best

Teacher:The best way to double the money in stock market!Student:Invest 4 times the money!!---

Tcher: 3 grls are

Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory. studnt: WOW!

A father to his

A father to his adopted son "Whats the height of laziness?" Son replied "What more than havin an adopted son.

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