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Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud
  
Jan, 17 2012     72 chars (1 sms)     1307 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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A new Boy joins
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A drunk was
A drunk was hauled into court. "Mister," the judge began, "You ve been brought here for drinking." "Great," the drunk exclaimed." When do we get started?"…
Man: Whisper those
Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself
Hus: Do you know
Hus: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It is Without Information, Fighting Everytime! WIFE: No darling, its : With Idiot For Ever
Wife: Why are
Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
Man to Doc:Is
Man to Doc:Is there any way for long life? Doc:Get married. Man:Will it help? Doc:No,but the thought of long life will never come to your mind
Sir:Tom,wot wud
Sir:Tom,wot wud happen if there is a3rd world war?Tom:Tht wud be terrible.Sir:Why?Tom:There wll be another chapter in our history book
A little kid asks
A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."
Husband:You know
Husband:You know,our son got his brain from me...............Wife:I think he did,I still got mine with me!!!
Dad : Son, what
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
One day a man
One day a man inserted an 'advert' in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

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