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Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud

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A father to his

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First Lady-"If

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Q: Why are husbands

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What did Tarzan say

What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!

Wife: Why are

Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.

Srdr : What is the

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Lady sitting on

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