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Jan, 17 2012     72 chars (1 sms)     1778 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Man Conducting Marketing Survey asked a Lady:"Which Book Has HeLped you most in your Life?"Lady:My Husband's "Cheque Book!"
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!
Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy
Rampa: what is the cost of hair cut?BarbeRs 20Rampa: Then what is the cost of shaving?BarbeRs 10Rampa: Oh! Ok please Shave my head
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".
Never Explain Yourself to Anyone Because The person Who Likes U Doesnt Need It. And The Person Who Dislikes U Wont belive it....!!
Boy: Mummy, if I failed in this exam I'll commite suicide.Mothe'Shut up! Never say that. If U try to do so I'll just kill you..
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes
Two men were talking at a party. "I," said the first,"only believe half of what people tell me." "Why ?" "I'm a lawyer." "I believe twice what people tell me." "What are you ?" "A tax inspector."
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole
Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"