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Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything
  

Jan, 17 2012     144 chars (1 sms)     1036 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."
Hello My son won't come to school today,he has fever. Teacher: Oh,who's speaking? Boy: This is my father
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved' Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
In A Book Shop Prospective Husband : Do U hav a Book Called "Man, de Master of Women". SalesGirl : d fiction Dept is on d Other Side,Sir
Height of kanjoosi: A Sindhi's house has caught Fire & he is giving Missed Calls to the Fire Station..!
T'CHER:What do we do with crude oil?S'dent:Teach it some manners
A Student goes into a library & asks for a book on suicide..! Librarian: "Get lost dude, U won't bring it back.
An AMERICAN couple on african safari. Suddenly a huge lion springs up n seizes d wife wit its giant jaws.. Wife: "Shoot!, shoot for Christ's sake!" Hus: "I can't! I hav run out of film."
Frnd1: u have married with 1 of the twin sisters, how do u recognize ur wife? Frnd2: why should I ? : )
A guy told his friend, “My father’s name is laughing and my mother’s name is smiling.” So the friend asks, “Is your name kidding?” The guy says, “That’s my brother’s name and I am joking.”
Dad:Why aren't you doing well in history?Pappu:Because the Teacher keeps on asking things that happened before my birth
Technical question: Where u can find mangoes? ...no it is nt in mango tree ..shop?no wrong.. Ans: where WOMENgoes there MANgoes