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Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything
  

Jan, 17 2012     144 chars (1 sms)     1025 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Boss: Drive slow. Driver: But sir, u said you want to reach the hospital fast. Boss: Yes, but not as a patient..
LAST NIGHT SHE CAME TO MY BED,LAYED ON MY BODY,TOOK LIQUID FROM MY BODY AND GOT SATISFACTION .SHE WAS A MOSQUITO
A girl comes late to class.TeacheY r u late?Girl: One boy was following me.T: So what?Girl: The boy was walking slowly.
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
Mr A: my wife kisses me every night when I get home. Mr B: mine too, but only 2 c if I have been drinking.
Teacher:What was the first think Akbar did on ascending to the throne?Student:Well,he sat down
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!
da cocktail party 1 woman said to another "Aren't u wearing ur wedding ring on da wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married da wrong man."
Sir:G.Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,but also admitted doing it. Now,kid, do you know why his father didn't punish him?"kid:Because George still had the axe in his hand.
Two beggars met. Two software engineers met. Both asked the same question to each other. Guess What 'So? Which platform are u working on?