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Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything
  

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Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.
Devdas’s matrimonial ad- Wanted wife. Age no bar! Height No bar! Luks no bar! Caste No Bar! But gal’s father shoul have his own Bar.
What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
Teen boy:Dad I want to be like Ghandhiji Dad:Good why not..!Boy:Thanx Dad so lets start with marriage as Gandhiji were married at age of 14
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife
Dad:Why aren't you doing well in history?Pappu:Because the Teacher keeps on asking things that happened before my birth
History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ? Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.
Wife:Honey wht ru looking4? Husband:Nothing. Wife:Nothing?U've been reading our marriage certificate 4an hour?Husband:I was just luking 4d expriy date!
Teache"Where is Himalaya?"Student: "Madam, I dont know."Teache"Dont know?? Stand on the desk."Student: "I still cant see.
Doctor to lady: U look exactly like my 3rd wife. Lady: How many wife do u have? Docto2.
What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!