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I bought my wife
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I asked her, "Where's the car?" She replied,. In the lake."
  
Jan, 17 2012     145 chars (1 sms)     1672 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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A Gujju boy fillin
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Man1: I do not
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teachewat is the
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Two men were
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A Student goes
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Wife:Yester-night
Wife:Yester-night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewellery and clothes! Husband: Yeah, I saw ur dad paying the bill !!!
What's the quietest
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Teache Give An
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In A Book Shop
In A Book Shop Prospective Husband : Do U hav a Book Called "Man, de Master of Women". SalesGirl : d fiction Dept is on d Other Side,Sir
A father to his
A father to his adopted son "Whats the height of laziness?" Son replied "What more than havin an adopted son.
Teacher:The best
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Devdas’s matrimonial
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