Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?" "yes of course...." "Great ! i never could before"

Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost? Dentist: It's Rs 1000. Patient: One thousand for just a few minutes work??? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like

Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.

Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously... Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again

First Lady-"If you dont love your husband why dont you divorce him???"2nd Lady-Oh I hate him so much that I dont want to see him haappy

TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family? STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens

Man:I'm looking for a book-"How to control ur wife"...Salesman:Sorry, we Don't Sell Fiction

young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married

Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything

What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise

Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes