I bought my wife

I bought my wife
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I asked her, "Where's the car?" She replied,. In the lake."
  

Jan, 17 2012     145 chars (1 sms)     1174 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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