I bought my wife

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I asked her, "Where's the car?" She replied,. In the lake."

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College Joke of the

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WIFE : " I wish I

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Young Son: Is it

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Two beggars met.

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Mr.bean said to

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Men who have

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

when u kiss an

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A little kid asks

A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."

Wife:Honey wht

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I went to see the

I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little patient.

First Lady-"If

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Whats the height

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