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I bought my wife
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I asked her, "Where's the car?" She replied,. In the lake."
  
Jan, 17 2012     145 chars (1 sms)     1821 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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First Lady-"If
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Mr A: my wife
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Wife:Yester-night
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Commerce professor
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Teache"Where is
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tom enters kitchen
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A police recruit was
A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."
Man1: I do not
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What did one magnet
What did one magnet say to the other? I find you very attractive.
TEACHER : Now, Simon,
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