Dad : Son, what

Dad : Son, what
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
  

Jan, 17 2012     108 chars (1 sms)     1218 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Teache Give An example to use neither-nor. Boy: When girls wear tight fittings, neither they are comfortable nor we are comfortable…
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