Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open

Wife:Yester-night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewellery and clothes! Husband: Yeah, I saw ur dad paying the bill !!!

The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes..

Stalking into a police station late one night, a man demands to speak to the burglar who broke into his home. "Sorry,that's against the rule," says the desk sergeant."You didn't get it," says the man."I need to know how he got in without waking my wife."

Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.

santa was looking very sad."Wats d matter,Srdarji?" "I lent Rs. 5Lac to a friend for plastic surgery. Now I dnt know how he looks.."

What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes

A father to his adopted son "Whats the height of laziness?" Son replied "What more than havin an adopted son.

Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.

WIFE: What Should I Get FOR U FROM London? HUS: A BRITISH Girl! She Left Quietly. On Her Return. HUS: My Gift? WIFE: Honey,Wait For 9Month.

Teache Give An example to use neither-nor. Boy: When girls wear tight fittings, neither they are comfortable nor we are comfortable…

A girl wearing very short skirt.A boy asks he Won't yr mom tell anythng abt yr dress?Girl replied: My mom will b very angry..bcoz I'm wearing her dress.