Dad : Son, what

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

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Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy

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Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

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I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little patient.

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