Dad : Son, what

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

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Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !

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1st thief:Oh !

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humne suna hai ishq

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T'CHER:What do

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2 sardar soldiers

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TEACHER : IF U HAVE 12

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What do you

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Wife:Yester-night

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In A Book Shop

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Never Explain Yourself

Never Explain Yourself to Anyone Because The person Who Likes U Doesnt Need It. And The Person Who Dislikes U Wont belive it....!!

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