Dad : Son, what

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

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Dad: if u Pass in the exam i will Present u 1 Cycle.Son: if i fail?Dad: i will Present 10 Cycle.Son: why?Dad: To Open Cycle Shop.

Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything

Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory. studnt: WOW!

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"

Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!

T'CHER:What do we do with crude oil?S'dent:Teach it some manners

Question Girl : Do you love me ? Boy : Yes Dear Girl : Would you die for me ? Boy : No, mine is undying love!

Man-i want a divorce. My wife hasnt spoken 2 me for six months now! Judge-better think it over! Wives like that are hard 2 get!

A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."

Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.

A lady had 8 sons all named KEVIN, when asked how she differentiates while calling, she replied “by their surname”.

Customer: Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up? Waiter: I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.

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