A Gujju boy fillin

A Gujju boy fillin
A Gujju boy fillin an application form Gets confused n asks dad:whats MOTHER TONGUE ?dad said: VERY LONG.
  

Jan, 17 2012     105 chars (1 sms)     846 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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