tom enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it. Wife observes the whole episode Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks Why are you doing this? Tom replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly

TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family? STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens

What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with “I”. PAPPU : I is… TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, “I am.” PAPPU : All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

There are Three Scientist Come together to Make AeroPlain 1 from U.S.A. 2 from Japan & 3 from India. The American Scientist arranged for Necessary Raw Materials Then Japanis Scientis Assembeled the Plain At Last Indian Scientis paint on the plain i.e Made in India

judge-what you do? prisnor-This & that judge-where you live? prisnor-here&there judge(to policeman)-Arrest him. prisnor-when i will come out judge-sooner&later

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife

A woman was sitting at a bar when a man approached her and said, Hi, sweetie! Want a little company? Woman: Why? Do u have one to sell???

Height of kanjoosi: A Sindhi's house has caught Fire & he is giving Missed Calls to the Fire Station..!

What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise

A father to his adopted son "Whats the height of laziness?" Son replied "What more than havin an adopted son.