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1st thief:Oh !
1st thief:Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!2nd thief: But this is the 13th floor.1st thief: Hurry! this is no time for superstitions
  
Jan, 17 2012     154 chars (1 sms)     1058 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Every man wants
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Wife:Yester-night
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Teacher:The best
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A pathan want 2
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WIFE: What Should
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I asked my wife,
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What is D diff.
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Q: Why do brides
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Boy: I am not
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TEACHER : PAPPU, give
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