1st thief:Oh !

1st thief:Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!2nd thief: But this is the 13th floor.1st thief: Hurry! this is no time for superstitions

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A sardar was

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FATHEHow r ur

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Wife:Wherever we

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A girl phoned

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Doctor to lady:

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Mr A: my wife

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teachewat is the

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A boy saw a

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What does Santa

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