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1st thief:Oh !
1st thief:Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!2nd thief: But this is the 13th floor.1st thief: Hurry! this is no time for superstitions
  
Jan, 17 2012     154 chars (1 sms)     1396 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Q: If a devil
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Teacher : Peter,why
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Do you believe that
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Every man wants
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A sardar was
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Do you want to
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Judge to accused:
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Son: Dad, what is an
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A sardar on an i
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Lady sitting on
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Man asks God:
Man asks God: Y did u make women so beautiful? God: So that u can luv her. Man: Y did u make her so stupid? God: So that she can luv u...

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