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1st thief:Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!2nd thief: But this is the 13th floor.1st thief: Hurry! this is no time for superstitions
  

Jan, 17 2012     154 chars (1 sms)     1340 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife
Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Manu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
somu:mobile bill kitna hai? Callcentre gal:just dial 123 to knw ur current bill status. somu:abe Stupid current ka nahi mobile ka.
tom enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it. Wife observes the whole episode Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks Why are you doing this? Tom replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly
Mr A: my wife kisses me every night when I get home. Mr B: mine too, but only 2 c if I have been drinking.
D bos came early in d morng one day n found his manager kissing his secratry. He shouted at him,"is dis what i pay 4 u"? D manager rplid- no sir dis i do free
Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself
He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!
FATHEHow r ur grades, son?SON: Under water, Dad.FATHEUnder water? What do u mean?SON: They're below C level.
Q: If a Devil catches your wife, what will you do? A: You can do nothing...if the devil has done the MISTAKE, he has to face the CONSEQUENCES!!
Wife was teaching English Grammar to her husband. Wife- 'I am Beautiful.' Which tense is this? Husband- Past Tense.-
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant