1st thief:Oh !

1st thief:Oh !
1st thief:Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!2nd thief: But this is the 13th floor.1st thief: Hurry! this is no time for superstitions
  

Jan, 17 2012     154 chars (1 sms)     1223 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
WIFE: What Should I Get FOR U FROM London? HUS: A BRITISH Girl! She Left Quietly. On Her Return. HUS: My Gift? WIFE: Honey,Wait For 9Month.
Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.
Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory. studnt: WOW!
teachewat is the relation betn earth & moon? pappu: brother-sister. teacher:how? pappu: we cal earth dharti mata & moon as chanda mama
Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud
judge-what you do? prisnor-This & that judge-where you live? prisnor-here&there judge(to policeman)-Arrest him. prisnor-when i will come out judge-sooner&later
Driver:is der no tree on dis road?Passengr:Sir,u r so great,I lik ur social mind.Drivr:Stupid,bus's brake has failed
Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.
A company held a contest for kids with the theme: "The nicest thing My Father Ever Did For Me." One kid answered "He married my mother."
T'CHER:What do we do with crude oil?S'dent:Teach it some manners
Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers? A: They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time!