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1st thief:Oh !
1st thief:Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!2nd thief: But this is the 13th floor.1st thief: Hurry! this is no time for superstitions
  
Jan, 17 2012     154 chars (1 sms)     1150 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Wife:Honey wht
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WIFE : " I wish I
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Do you believe that
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A new Boy joins
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Reporter: How does
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Boss: (to employee) -
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Technical question:
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Whats the height
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What is the next
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