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1st thief:Oh !
1st thief:Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!2nd thief: But this is the 13th floor.1st thief: Hurry! this is no time for superstitions
  
Jan, 17 2012     154 chars (1 sms)     1013 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Mr. Verma got the
Mr. Verma got the following letter: If u dont send Rs.2 lakhs within 3 days time, we will kidnap ur wife.To this, he sent the following reply: I m very sorry,I cant fulfill ur demand, but I m sure u ll keep up ur promise.
Sam to Ram:Did
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Q: Why do brides
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Boy:My Gf broke
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Wife was teaching
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I asked my wife,
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TEACHER : Winnie
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A Student goes
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A pregnant lady
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teachewat is the
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Height of kanjoosi:
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Teacher:"Now,
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