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1st thief:Oh !
1st thief:Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!2nd thief: But this is the 13th floor.1st thief: Hurry! this is no time for superstitions
  
Jan, 17 2012     154 chars (1 sms)     942 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Hus: Do you know
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young girl praying:
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What is D diff.
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Teacher: pappu, name
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Boy friend is
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Man asks God:
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Judge to accused:
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Dad:Why aren't
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Little Johnny: Teacher,
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