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1st thief:Oh !
1st thief:Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!2nd thief: But this is the 13th floor.1st thief: Hurry! this is no time for superstitions
  
Jan, 17 2012     154 chars (1 sms)     1256 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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English Teacher: Make
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Q:There is always
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Height of kanjoosi:
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A Gujju boy fillin
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Teacher : Peter,why
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Boy: I am not
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TeacheHow come you
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Teacher:The best
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A drunk was
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