Why r Egyptian

Why r Egyptian
Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy
  

Jan, 17 2012     86 chars (1 sms)     2302 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Boy Asks A Girl: Can U Dance With Me. GIRL: I Dont Dance With a Child.. BOY: Sorry, I did not Know U were Pregnant.
Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open
Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself
Man asks God: Y did u make women so beautiful? God: So that u can luv her. Man: Y did u make her so stupid? God: So that she can luv u...
What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise
Whats the height of hope??? A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme.......!!
A guy told his friend, “My father’s name is laughing and my mother’s name is smiling.” So the friend asks, “Is your name kidding?” The guy says, “That’s my brother’s name and I am joking.”
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
English Teacher: Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor" Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, "NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!
Doctor to lady: U look exactly like my 3rd wife. Lady: How many wife do u have? Docto2.
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
Mr A: my wife kisses me every night when I get home. Mr B: mine too, but only 2 c if I have been drinking.