Why r Egyptian

Why r Egyptian
Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy
  

Jan, 17 2012     86 chars (1 sms)     2376 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy
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