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Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy
  
Jan, 17 2012     86 chars (1 sms)     955 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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I asked my wife,
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
What do you
What do you call a letter delivered from a chimney? A. Black mail
Lady2Doc:let
Lady2Doc:let my husband come inside.Doctor:Trust me,I am a Gentleman.Lady:I know,but Nurse is sitting outside &my husband is not A gentleMan
Commerce professor
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".
Man runs home
Man runs home shouting pack your bags honey, i just won 10 million in lottery. wife: Do i pack for beach or Resort ? Man : Who cares? just pack and get lost.
Hus: Do you know
Hus: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It is Without Information, Fighting Everytime! WIFE: No darling, its : With Idiot For Ever
PAPPU : Daddy,
PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt ? FATHER : No. Why do you ask that? PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then
Mr A: my wife
Mr A: my wife kisses me every night when I get home. Mr B: mine too, but only 2 c if I have been drinking.
Why do u take
Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open
LAST NIGHT SHE
LAST NIGHT SHE CAME TO MY BED,LAYED ON MY BODY,TOOK LIQUID FROM MY BODY AND GOT SATISFACTION .SHE WAS A MOSQUITO
Husband:You know
Husband:You know,our son got his brain from me...............Wife:I think he did,I still got mine with me!!!
Boy: Y did Gandhiji
Boy: Y did Gandhiji have no hair on his head? TeacheIts sign of inteligence Boy: Now i undrstand y girls have so long hair!...

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