If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

da cocktail party 1 woman said to another "Aren't u wearing ur wedding ring on da wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married da wrong man."

A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."

English Teacher: Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor" Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, "NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!

Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole

What do you call a letter delivered from a chimney? A. Black mail

TeacheHow come you do not comb your hair? Boy: No comb, Sir. TeacheUse your dad's then. Boy: No hair, Sir.

Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.

Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"

tom enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it. Wife observes the whole episode Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks Why are you doing this? Tom replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly

*A young accountant stayed late at the office day after day. Finally, the boss called him in and asked for an explanation. "Well, you see sir," he stammered, "my wife works, too-- and if I get home before she does, I have to cook the dinner."

Srdr : What is the Guarantee for this mirror? Shopkeeper : Put Down from 100 feet of height. The mirror will not Break for the First 99 feets. Srdr:Wow