Wife:Honey wht ru looking4? Husband:Nothing. Wife:Nothing?U've been reading our marriage certificate 4an hour?Husband:I was just luking 4d expriy date!

There are Three Scientist Come together to Make AeroPlain 1 from U.S.A. 2 from Japan & 3 from India. The American Scientist arranged for Necessary Raw Materials Then Japanis Scientis Assembeled the Plain At Last Indian Scientis paint on the plain i.e Made in India

What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!

Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling, but I don’t have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that’s because we aren’t married yet.

Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!

Doctor to lady: U look exactly like my 3rd wife. Lady: How many wife do u have? Docto2.

indian- i have 4 sister n 3 brothers what abt u? American-i hav no sis or no bro but i hav 4 moms frm 1st dad n 5 dads frm my 1st mom

Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question - Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ? Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.

Hello My son won't come to school today,he has fever. Teacher: Oh,who's speaking? Boy: This is my father

Srdr : What is the Guarantee for this mirror? Shopkeeper : Put Down from 100 feet of height. The mirror will not Break for the First 99 feets. Srdr:Wow