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Two men were talking at a party. "I," said the first,"only believe half of what people tell me." "Why ?" "I'm a lawyer." "I believe twice what people tell me." "What are you ?" "A tax inspector."
  
Jan, 17 2012     195 chars (2 sms)     1098 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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