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humne suna hai ishq
humne suna hai ishq mein ratoin ki neend udda jati hai plzzzzzzz koi humse bhi ishq karo hume ratoin ko neend bahut aati hai.
  
Jan, 17 2012     125 chars (1 sms)     1169 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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The definition of
The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes..
Q: Why did the
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Man receives telegram:
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
History Teacher : From
History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ? Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.
Srdr : What is the
Srdr : What is the Guarantee for this mirror? Shopkeeper : Put Down from 100 feet of height. The mirror will not Break for the First 99 feets. Srdr:Wow
When I was young
When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness
Teacher: "Can anybody
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Teacher:What was
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Doctor to lady:
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What does Santa
What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

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