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Teacher : If u have 12 chocolates u gv 5 to Leena,3 to Tina,4 to Meena, den what wil u get? Student: 3 NEW GIRLFRIENDS

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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes

What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes

Wife was teaching English Grammar to her husband. Wife- 'I am Beautiful.' Which tense is this? Husband- Past Tense.-

T'CHER:What do we do with crude oil?S'dent:Teach it some manners

Teachewhich book is d most helpful book in ur life? : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : Student:My DAD'S Cheque book!

Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom? TeacheLittle Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom? Little Johnny: But I asked first!

Man-i want a divorce. My wife hasnt spoken 2 me for six months now! Judge-better think it over! Wives like that are hard 2 get!

What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes..

FATHEHow r ur grades, son?SON: Under water, Dad.FATHEUnder water? What do u mean?SON: They're below C level.

Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.

There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!

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