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Teacher : If u have 12 chocolates u gv 5 to Leena,3 to Tina,4 to Meena, den what wil u get? Student: 3 NEW GIRLFRIENDS
  
Jan, 17 2012     118 chars (1 sms)     949 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Wife: I hate the
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Sir:Can ppl
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TeacheHow come you
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Dost Ko Dost
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