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Teacher : If u have 12 chocolates u gv 5 to Leena,3 to Tina,4 to Meena, den what wil u get? Student: 3 NEW GIRLFRIENDS
  
Jan, 17 2012     118 chars (1 sms)     1011 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Why does history
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Man runs home
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Why do elephants
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An American couple
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D bos came
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Customer: Waiter,
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TEACHER== Name
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tom enters kitchen
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Mr A: my wife
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Thief : quickly hand
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Man: God, how
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