Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".

A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."

A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27 She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him that the room is empty "Good," says the man. "That means I must have really escaped."

A girl comes late to class.TeacheY r u late?Girl: One boy was following me.T: So what?Girl: The boy was walking slowly.

I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little patient.

Question Girl : Do you love me ? Boy : Yes Dear Girl : Would you die for me ? Boy : No, mine is undying love!

Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?" "yes of course...." "Great ! i never could before"

Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.

Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!

Doctor to lady: U look exactly like my 3rd wife. Lady: How many wife do u have? Docto2.

Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously... Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again

Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost? Dentist: It's Rs 1000. Patient: One thousand for just a few minutes work??? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like