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A sardar was
A sardar was always teasing his wife "Teen bachon ki maa". One day she got angry & teased him back "ek bache ka baap
  
Jan, 17 2012     116 chars (1 sms)     1775 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Wife: Darling today
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Honey, when we
Honey, when we get married, I'll be there to share all your troubles and sorrows." "But I don't have any, my love." "I said, when we get married"
Reporter: How does
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Teacher:What was
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A Gujju boy fillin
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Man asks God:
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TEACHER : Now, Simon,
TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
Q: Why do brides
Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.
Can I go to
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What is the height of mixed
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