A sardar was

A sardar was always teasing his wife "Teen bachon ki maa". One day she got angry & teased him back "ek bache ka baap

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Teacher:Draw A

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I went to see the

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Wife:Yester-night

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Judge to accused:

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da cocktail party

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Q: If a devil

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WIFE : " I wish I

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