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A sardar was
A sardar was always teasing his wife "Teen bachon ki maa". One day she got angry & teased him back "ek bache ka baap
  
Jan, 17 2012     116 chars (1 sms)     1206 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Principal 2 students
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Men who have
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Teache"Where is
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Q: If a Devil catches
Q: If a Devil catches your wife, what will you do? A: You can do nothing...if the devil has done the MISTAKE, he has to face the CONSEQUENCES!!
In A Book Shop
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Police to a drunkard:
Police to a drunkard: Where are you going? Man: To listen to a lecture on the ill effects of drinking, on health. Pol: Who'll lecture at Midnite? Man:My wife,.
Teacher : Peter,why
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A pregnant lady
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FathWhich r d 2
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Why does history
Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !
TEACHER : PAPPU, give
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