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A sardar was
A sardar was always teasing his wife "Teen bachon ki maa". One day she got angry & teased him back "ek bache ka baap
  
Jan, 17 2012     116 chars (1 sms)     1004 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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A boy goes to
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2 sardar soldiers
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Gal: Do u have
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