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A sardar was
A sardar was always teasing his wife "Teen bachon ki maa". One day she got angry & teased him back "ek bache ka baap
  
Jan, 17 2012     116 chars (1 sms)     1451 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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A father to his
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Every man wants
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Man1: I do not
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Son asks father
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A cop stops a
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