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What do you
What do you call a letter delivered from a chimney? A. Black mail
  

Jan, 17 2012     65 chars (1 sms)     958 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Man to Doc:Is there any way for long life? Doc:Get married. Man:Will it help? Doc:No,but the thought of long life will never come to your mind
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."
Teacher: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"? Manu: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" Teacher: No, that's wrong Manu: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
Boy & girl in restaurant.Boy-i love U..Girl-i dont love U..Boy-think again?Girl-i told u NOBoy-waiter,bring seperate bills.Girl-i love u too..
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Lady2Doc:let my husband come inside.Doctor:Trust me,I am a Gentleman.Lady:I know,but Nurse is sitting outside &my husband is not A gentleMan
He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!
Two beggars met. Two software engineers met. Both asked the same question to each other. Guess What 'So? Which platform are u working on?
A lady had 8 sons all named KEVIN, when asked how she differentiates while calling, she replied “by their surname”.
Wife:Yester-night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewellery and clothes! Husband: Yeah, I saw ur dad paying the bill !!!