A lady gave an

A lady gave an
A lady gave an advertisement in the classifieds : "Husband Wanted". Next day she received a 100 letters. They all said da same thing : "U can have mine"
  

Jan, 17 2012     152 chars (1 sms)     982 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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