Boy & girl in

Boy & girl in
Boy & girl in restaurant.Boy-i love U..Girl-i dont love U..Boy-think again?Girl-i told u NOBoy-waiter,bring seperate bills.Girl-i love u too..
  

Jan, 17 2012     142 chars (1 sms)     932 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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D bos came early in d morng one day n found his manager kissing his secratry. He shouted at him,"is dis what i pay 4 u"? D manager rplid- no sir dis i do free
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I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little patient.
Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?" "yes of course...." "Great ! i never could before"
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Husband says"When Im gone you'll nevr find another man like me". Wife replied"What makes you think I'd want another man like you?!!!".
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Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."
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