Boy & girl in

Boy & girl in restaurant.Boy-i love U..Girl-i dont love U..Boy-think again?Girl-i told u NOBoy-waiter,bring seperate bills.Girl-i love u too..

Jan, 17 2012 142 chars (1 sms) 904 views Jokes > English Jokes

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