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What did one magnet
What did one magnet say to the other? I find you very attractive.
  
Jan, 17 2012     65 chars (1 sms)     828 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Teacher : Peter,why
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A girl comes late
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Mr.bean said to
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Boy Asks A Girl:
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