What did one magnet

What did one magnet say to the other? I find you very attractive.

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History TeacheFrom

History TeacheFrom where to where did the mughals rule?Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.

Reporter: How does

Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.

If your wife wants

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

Mr.bean said to

Mr.bean said to his GirlFriend"I luv u"& fell down. Again Told"I luv u"&fell down.Girl: y u r doing like this? Mr.bean: I am falling in love

Why dogs don't

Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

Whats the height

Whats the height of hope??? A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme.......!!

What is the next

What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise

Man calls mental

Man calls mental hospital & asks if there is anybody in Room 27. Lady checks & tells him that the room is empty. Man: Good,that means I have really escaped.!

Do you believe that

Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"

Boy & girl in

Boy & girl in restaurant.Boy-i love U..Girl-i dont love U..Boy-think again?Girl-i told u NOBoy-waiter,bring seperate bills.Girl-i love u too..

I went to see the

I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little patient.

Man1: I do not

Man1: I do not want to marry bcoz I m afraid of woman.Man2: Get married soon, then u'll b afraid of only 1 woman n start loving other

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