“Me sick, no

“Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

Jan, 17 2012 133 chars (1 sms) 821 views Jokes > English Jokes

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