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What is the height of mixed
What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes
  
Jan, 17 2012     97 chars (1 sms)     2121 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Man Conducting Marketing
Man Conducting Marketing Survey asked a Lady:"Which Book Has HeLped you most in your Life?"Lady:My Husband's "Cheque Book!"
Teachewhich book
Teachewhich book is d most helpful book in ur life? : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : Student:My DAD'S Cheque book!
Why do bosses
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PAPPU : Daddy,
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I asked my wife,
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Man to Doc:Is
Man to Doc:Is there any way for long life? Doc:Get married. Man:Will it help? Doc:No,but the thought of long life will never come to your mind
A lady had 8 sons
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Q: If a Devil catches
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A girl phoned
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Q: If a devil
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A drunk was
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Little Johnny: Teacher,
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