What is the height of mixed

What is the height of mixed
What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes
  

Jan, 17 2012     97 chars (1 sms)     2528 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
Mr A: my wife kisses me every night when I get home. Mr B: mine too, but only 2 c if I have been drinking.
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