Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers? A: They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time!

judge-what you do? prisnor-This & that judge-where you live? prisnor-here&there judge(to policeman)-Arrest him. prisnor-when i will come out judge-sooner&later

Q. What do men and beer bottles have in common? A. They are both empty from the neck up.

Boy friend is fun & husband is gun boy friend is light of moon & husband is month of june boy friend is tooty fruity & husband is qismat phooti

Stalking into a police station late one night, a man demands to speak to the burglar who broke into his home. "Sorry,that's against the rule," says the desk sergeant."You didn't get it," says the man."I need to know how he got in without waking my wife."

What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything

Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.

Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"

Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open

A woman was sitting at a bar when a man approached her and said, Hi, sweetie! Want a little company? Woman: Why? Do u have one to sell???

A boy saw a Beautiful Gal. He went & kissed her... GAL : "Stupid...! What're U doing...??" boy : "B Com final year...And U ??"