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What is the height of mixed
What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes
  
Jan, 17 2012     97 chars (1 sms)     2544 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Every man wants
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Q: What did the
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Little Johnny: Teacher,
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Man: God, how
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What's the quietest
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Husband to wife
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Man runs home
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Commerce professor
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".
TEACHER : What a pair
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TEACHER : Winnie
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Height of technical
Height of technical thinking... A software person falling from the roof of a building and shouting F1 F1 F1 instead of help help......!!
TEACHER : Now, PAPPU
TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ? PAPPU: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.

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