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What is the height of mixed
What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes
  
Jan, 17 2012     97 chars (1 sms)     1167 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Commerce professor
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".
Man receives telegram:
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Dad:Why aren't
Dad:Why aren't you doing well in history?Pappu:Because the Teacher keeps on asking things that happened before my birth
A pathan want 2
A pathan want 2 commit suicide, When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend & i can't live widout my friend
Kid: 'Mom who
Kid: 'Mom who is God?'Mom:'God is neither male nor fmale,not child,not adult,not blak not white &he loves children'Kid:'Oh! Michael Jakson!'
Teache Give An
Teache Give An example to use neither-nor. Boy: When girls wear tight fittings, neither they are comfortable nor we are comfortable…
Wife: I hate the
Wife: I hate the Beggar who came yesterday!Husband: Why??Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today He gifted me a book"How to Cook"!!
Boy:My Gf broke
Boy:My Gf broke up wth me & sent me d Kissng pics of her & her new Bf Frnd: Oh.its 2 bad Boy: Ya I know..dats Y i sent those pics 2 her Dad
Can I go to
Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."
Husband:You know
Husband:You know,our son got his brain from me...............Wife:I think he did,I still got mine with me!!!
indian- i have
indian- i have 4 sister n 3 brothers what abt u? American-i hav no sis or no bro but i hav 4 moms frm 1st dad n 5 dads frm my 1st mom
Man calls mental
Man calls mental hospital & asks if there is anybody in Room 27. Lady checks & tells him that the room is empty. Man: Good,that means I have really escaped.!

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