What is the height of mixed

What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes

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A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

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What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

D bos came

D bos came early in d morng one day n found his manager kissing his secratry. He shouted at him,"is dis what i pay 4 u"? D manager rplid- no sir dis i do free

Teacher: pappu, name

Teacher: pappu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. pappu: Me!

TEACHER : Now, Simon,

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Srdr : What is the

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Principal 2 students

Principal 2 students:U people must sleep atleast 7 hours a day.Students:Impossible sir!College is only for 6 hours!

I went to see the

I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little patient.

Boy: Mummy, if

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WIFE: What Should

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Wife: Why are

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