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What is the height of mixed
What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes
  
Jan, 17 2012     97 chars (1 sms)     1156 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Principal 2 students
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A little kid asks
A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."
A boy goes to
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A girl comes late
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Why do elephants
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Teacher: "Can anybody
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A Grl & a Boy
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What's the quietest
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Teacher: pappu, name
Teacher: pappu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. pappu: Me!
A cop stops a
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Son asks father
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A sardar was
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