Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".

somu:mobile bill kitna hai? Callcentre gal:just dial 123 to knw ur current bill status. somu:abe Stupid current ka nahi mobile ka.

Santa Banta find a bomb Santa and Banta find three hand grenades and decide to take them to the police station. "What if one of them explodes before we get there?" asks Banta. "Don’t worry about it," says Santa. "We’ll just lie and tell them we only found two."

Man Conducting Marketing Survey asked a Lady:"Which Book Has HeLped you most in your Life?"Lady:My Husband's "Cheque Book!"

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes

Technical question: Where u can find mangoes? ...no it is nt in mango tree ..shop?no wrong.. Ans: where WOMENgoes there MANgoes

Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud

Whats the height of hope??? A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme.......!!

A drunk was hauled into court. "Mister," the judge began, "You ve been brought here for drinking." "Great," the drunk exclaimed." When do we get started?"…

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"