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What is the height of mixed
What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes
  
Jan, 17 2012     97 chars (1 sms)     2345 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Technical question:
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Dad : Son, what
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
In A Book Shop
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History Teacher : From
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Husband:You know
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What did Tarzan say
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Q: If a devil
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If your wife wants
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
TEACHER : PAPPU, give
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Boy friend is
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Do you want to
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A boy goes to
A boy goes to see a cabare dance.His mom gets angry & asks him:Did u see anything ther that u were not supposed to see?Boy:Yes,I saw DAD

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