Author: "I'm convinced

Author: "I'm convinced
Author: "I'm convinced that the publishers have a conspiracy against me." Friend: "What makes you think so?" Author: "Ten of them have refused the same story."
  

Jan, 17 2012     159 chars (1 sms)     1230 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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