Author: "I'm convinced

Author: "I'm convinced that the publishers have a conspiracy against me." Friend: "What makes you think so?" Author: "Ten of them have refused the same story."

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When I was young

When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness

Q: Why do brides

Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.

Do you want to

Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud

teachewat is the

teachewat is the relation betn earth & moon? pappu: brother-sister. teacher:how? pappu: we cal earth dharti mata & moon as chanda mama

A father to his

A father to his adopted son "Whats the height of laziness?" Son replied "What more than havin an adopted son.

Q: Why did the

Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.

A little kid asks

A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."

Wife: Why are

Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.

What did one magnet

What did one magnet say to the other? I find you very attractive.

Devdas’s matrimonial

Devdas’s matrimonial ad- Wanted wife. Age no bar! Height No bar! Luks no bar! Caste No Bar! But gal’s father shoul have his own Bar.

Q. What do men

Q. What do men and beer bottles have in common? A. They are both empty from the neck up.

Teachewhich book

Teachewhich book is d most helpful book in ur life? : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : Student:My DAD'S Cheque book!

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