Author: "I'm convinced

Author: "I'm convinced
Author: "I'm convinced that the publishers have a conspiracy against me." Friend: "What makes you think so?" Author: "Ten of them have refused the same story."
  

Jan, 17 2012     159 chars (1 sms)     1250 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved' Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".
Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"
Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud
Boy Asks A Girl: Can U Dance With Me. GIRL: I Dont Dance With a Child.. BOY: Sorry, I did not Know U were Pregnant.
Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs? Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!
Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's there? Boss: Not you anymore.
Sir:Can ppl tell the future with cards?Sam:My mom can.Sir:Really?Sam:1 look at my report card n she wll tel me wot happens whn dad gets home
A Grl & a Boy were sitting alone.D Boy started touching D grl.Grl:dnt touch me,All this only aftr marriage. Boy:Ok,call me aftr marriage.