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Author: "I'm convinced
Author: "I'm convinced that the publishers have a conspiracy against me." Friend: "What makes you think so?" Author: "Ten of them have refused the same story."
  
Jan, 17 2012     159 chars (1 sms)     960 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Teacher: Sonu, your
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Q: What did the
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Man-i want a divorce
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WIFE : " I wish I
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Customer: Waiter,
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When I was young
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Husband:You know
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A girl phoned
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

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