Author: "I'm convinced

Author: "I'm convinced
Author: "I'm convinced that the publishers have a conspiracy against me." Friend: "What makes you think so?" Author: "Ten of them have refused the same story."
  

Jan, 17 2012     159 chars (1 sms)     894 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Man: God, how long is a million years to you? God: A second. Man: How much is $ 1 Million to you? God: A cent. Man: Can I borrow a cent? God: Wait a second. =)
Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!
Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.
What do you call a letter delivered from a chimney? A. Black mail
Technical question: Where u can find mangoes? ...no it is nt in mango tree ..shop?no wrong.. Ans: where WOMENgoes there MANgoes
A lady had 8 sons all named KEVIN, when asked how she differentiates while calling, she replied “by their surname”.
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers? A: They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time!
Mr A: my wife kisses me every night when I get home. Mr B: mine too, but only 2 c if I have been drinking.
Boy & girl in restaurant.Boy-i love U..Girl-i dont love U..Boy-think again?Girl-i told u NOBoy-waiter,bring seperate bills.Girl-i love u too..
Wife:Yester-night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewellery and clothes! Husband: Yeah, I saw ur dad paying the bill !!!