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A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27 She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him that the room is empty "Good," says the man. "That means I must have really escaped."
  
Jan, 17 2012     235 chars (2 sms)     1082 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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