Sardar to Mali :

Sardar to Mali :
Sardar to Mali : Go and water the garden. Mali : It's raining outside. Sardar : Bloody don't give excuses. Take umbrella and go.
  

Jan, 17 2012     128 chars (1 sms)     688 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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