A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court,” said the desk sergeant. “No, no, no!”, said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”

Hus: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It is Without Information, Fighting Everytime! WIFE: No darling, its : With Idiot For Ever

College Joke of the year:Lecture"Ur head is full of cow dung.."Student: "Oh, that's why, u eat my head everyday."-

Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?" "yes of course...." "Great ! i never could before"

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

judge-what you do? prisnor-This & that judge-where you live? prisnor-here&there judge(to policeman)-Arrest him. prisnor-when i will come out judge-sooner&later

Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole

Husband:You know,our son got his brain from me...............Wife:I think he did,I still got mine with me!!!

Police to a drunkard: Where are you going? Man: To listen to a lecture on the ill effects of drinking, on health. Pol: Who'll lecture at Midnite? Man:My wife,.

Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir

Lady:Is this my train Station Master:No,it belongs to the Railway Company L:Don't try to be funny I mean to ask if I can take this train to Delhi SM:No Madam,Im afraid its too heavy

T'CHER:What do we do with crude oil?S'dent:Teach it some manners