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Jan, 17 2012     130 chars (1 sms)     5784 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Height of technical thinking... A software person falling from the roof of a building and shouting F1 F1 F1 instead of help help......!!
When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness
Teacher:What was the first think Akbar did on ascending to the throne?Student:Well,he sat down
A new Boy joins class_ He finds two Boys similar in appearance. Asks one of them Are you both twins...? Boy replies No. We are neighbour
Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy
Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college
DAD TO SON: When i beat u how do u controll ur anger. son: I START CLEANING TOILET DAD: how does that satisfies u? SON:i clean with ur tooth brush
Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes
Principal 2 students:U people must sleep atleast 7 hours a day.Students:Impossible sir!College is only for 6 hours!