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Boy: Y did Gandhiji
Boy: Y did Gandhiji have no hair on his head? TeacheIts sign of inteligence Boy: Now i undrstand y girls have so long hair!...
  
Jan, 17 2012     126 chars (1 sms)     1264 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Little Johnny: Teacher,
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somu:mobile bill kitna
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Question Girl :
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Boy:My Gf broke
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TEACHER : Now, Simon,
TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
Do you believe that
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A lady gave an
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Principal 2 students
Principal 2 students:U people must sleep atleast 7 hours a day.Students:Impossible sir!College is only for 6 hours!
Teacher: "Can anybody
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Mr A: my wife
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Teacher:The best
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Kid: 'Mom who
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