Boy: Y did Gandhiji

Boy: Y did Gandhiji
Boy: Y did Gandhiji have no hair on his head? TeacheIts sign of inteligence Boy: Now i undrstand y girls have so long hair!...
  

Jan, 17 2012     126 chars (1 sms)     1361 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
Man: God, how long is a million years to you? God: A second. Man: How much is $ 1 Million to you? God: A cent. Man: Can I borrow a cent? God: Wait a second. =)
Kid: 'Mom who is God?'Mom:'God is neither male nor fmale,not child,not adult,not blak not white &he loves children'Kid:'Oh! Michael Jakson!'
Somu:2day my pocket got picked but my wif saved me raj:Did she catch d thief? Somu:No man!She often removes most of d cash frm my Pocket
What do you call a letter delivered from a chimney? A. Black mail
Husband says"When Im gone you'll nevr find another man like me". Wife replied"What makes you think I'd want another man like you?!!!".
Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself
Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?" "yes of course...." "Great ! i never could before"
First Lady-"If you dont love your husband why dont you divorce him???"2nd Lady-Oh I hate him so much that I dont want to see him haappy
Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs? Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!