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Boy: Y did Gandhiji
Boy: Y did Gandhiji have no hair on his head? TeacheIts sign of inteligence Boy: Now i undrstand y girls have so long hair!...
  
Jan, 17 2012     126 chars (1 sms)     1084 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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da cocktail party
da cocktail party 1 woman said to another "Aren't u wearing ur wedding ring on da wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married da wrong man."
A Gujju boy fillin
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A police recruit was
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School girl : I
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Teacher : Peter,why
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Man receives telegram:
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A girl comes late
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One day a man
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Wife was teaching
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A heart Melting
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Man-i want a divorce
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Thief : quickly hand
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