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Boy: Y did Gandhiji
Boy: Y did Gandhiji have no hair on his head? TeacheIts sign of inteligence Boy: Now i undrstand y girls have so long hair!...
  
Jan, 17 2012     126 chars (1 sms)     1144 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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