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Boy: Y did Gandhiji
Boy: Y did Gandhiji have no hair on his head? TeacheIts sign of inteligence Boy: Now i undrstand y girls have so long hair!...
  
Jan, 17 2012     126 chars (1 sms)     1009 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Pappu: Mom, when
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teachewat is the
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Never Explain Yourself
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What did one magnet
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Teacher : Peter,why
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Boy: Mummy, if
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Movie director
Movie director:in this scene u jump from 10th floor.Actor:what if i die?director:Dats not at all a problem,It"s da last scene
Boy: I am not
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Man:I'm looking
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Boy Asks A Girl:
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Man calls mental
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DAD TO SON: When
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