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Boy: Y did Gandhiji
Boy: Y did Gandhiji have no hair on his head? TeacheIts sign of inteligence Boy: Now i undrstand y girls have so long hair!...
  
Jan, 17 2012     126 chars (1 sms)     829 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Why do u take
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Honey, when we
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Teache Give An
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Question Girl :
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Teacher:The best
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A boy goes to
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Lady2Doc:let
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Q: Why did the
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Lady sitting on
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