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Boy: Y did Gandhiji
Boy: Y did Gandhiji have no hair on his head? TeacheIts sign of inteligence Boy: Now i undrstand y girls have so long hair!...
  
Jan, 17 2012     126 chars (1 sms)     1373 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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TEACHER : Now, Simon,
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Boy- From the
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Son asks father
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Q: What did the
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Boy & girl in
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Tcher: How Old
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Q:Why most men
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A man phones a
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A woman was sitting
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