Wife:Honey wht

Wife:Honey wht
Wife:Honey wht ru looking4? Husband:Nothing. Wife:Nothing?U've been reading our marriage certificate 4an hour?Husband:I was just luking 4d expriy date!
  

Jan, 17 2012     151 chars (1 sms)     1111 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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