Husband: Today is

Husband: Today is
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
  

Jan, 17 2012     121 chars (1 sms)     878 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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