Husband: Today is

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

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Sir:G.Washington

Sir:G.Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,but also admitted doing it. Now,kid, do you know why his father didn't punish him?"kid:Because George still had the axe in his hand.

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Devdas’s matrimonial

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Sir:Tom,wot wud

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Man-i want a divorce

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Wife:Yester-night

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LAST NIGHT SHE

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Q: If a Devil catches

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MAchine inventd 2

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