Elephant &Ant were

Elephant &Ant were walking on a bridgeThen D elephant lookd down 2the river Sudenly ant Bited D elephant.Why?Bcoz ants wife was bathing in D river.

Jan, 17 2012 147 chars (1 sms) 988 views Jokes > English Jokes

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