Commerce professor

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".

Jan, 17 2012 130 chars (1 sms) 3170 views Jokes > English Jokes

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Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself

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Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !

Wife: I hate the Beggar who came yesterday!Husband: Why??Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today He gifted me a book"How to Cook"!!

Dad: if u Pass in the exam i will Present u 1 Cycle.Son: if i fail?Dad: i will Present 10 Cycle.Son: why?Dad: To Open Cycle Shop.

The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes..

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