Boy friend is

Boy friend is
Boy friend is fun & husband is gun boy friend is light of moon & husband is month of june boy friend is tooty fruity & husband is qismat phooti
  

Oct, 18 2013     143 chars (1 sms)     790 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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