Boy friend is

Boy friend is
Boy friend is fun & husband is gun boy friend is light of moon & husband is month of june boy friend is tooty fruity & husband is qismat phooti
  

Oct, 18 2013     143 chars (1 sms)     863 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
Man:I'm looking for a book-"How to control ur wife"...Salesman:Sorry, we Don't Sell Fiction
Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? Pupil: Moon... Teacher : Why? Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it.
Man1: I do not want to marry bcoz I m afraid of woman.Man2: Get married soon, then u'll b afraid of only 1 woman n start loving other
2 sardar soldiers captured a pakistani, gave him dice & said, if u get 1,2,3,4,5 V'll kill u! paki asks: 6 aya to? sardars: Then, throw again..
What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
Mr. Verma got the following letter: If u dont send Rs.2 lakhs within 3 days time, we will kidnap ur wife.To this, he sent the following reply: I m very sorry,I cant fulfill ur demand, but I m sure u ll keep up ur promise.
Teacher:What was the first think Akbar did on ascending to the throne?Student:Well,he sat down
Q. What do men and beer bottles have in common? A. They are both empty from the neck up.
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes
Q:Define a true music lover? Ans: a girl is singing in bathroom while taking bath & a boy near the keyhole is using his ears & not his eyes.
Husband:You know,our son got his brain from me...............Wife:I think he did,I still got mine with me!!!