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Boy: Mummy, if
Boy: Mummy, if I failed in this exam I'll commite suicide.Mothe'Shut up! Never say that. If U try to do so I'll just kill you..
  
Jan, 17 2012     127 chars (1 sms)     3302 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Men who have
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A police recruit was
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Frnd1: u have
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Principal 2 students
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