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Boy: Mummy, if
Boy: Mummy, if I failed in this exam I'll commite suicide.Mothe'Shut up! Never say that. If U try to do so I'll just kill you..
  
Jan, 17 2012     127 chars (1 sms)     1028 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Q:There is always
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Man1: I do not
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Srdr : What is the
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A father to his
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Young Son: Is it
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Q:Define a true
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Do you believe that
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Mr A: my wife
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A girl phoned
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A company held a
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Customer: Waiter,
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In A Book Shop
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