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Boy: Mummy, if
Boy: Mummy, if I failed in this exam I'll commite suicide.Mothe'Shut up! Never say that. If U try to do so I'll just kill you..
  
Jan, 17 2012     127 chars (1 sms)     2349 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Girl: Will you love
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Never Explain Yourself
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Dad: if u Pass i
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Teacher : Peter,why
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A police recruit was
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What is the next
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Man1: I do not
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Boy Asks A Girl:
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A drunk was
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What do u call i
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