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Boy: Mummy, if
Boy: Mummy, if I failed in this exam I'll commite suicide.Mothe'Shut up! Never say that. If U try to do so I'll just kill you..
  
Jan, 17 2012     127 chars (1 sms)     3031 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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A company held a
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Teen boy:Dad I
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Man: Whisper those
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Man1: I do not
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A boy goes to
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TEACHER : Now, PAPPU
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