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Boy: Mummy, if
Boy: Mummy, if I failed in this exam I'll commite suicide.Mothe'Shut up! Never say that. If U try to do so I'll just kill you..
  
Jan, 17 2012     127 chars (1 sms)     1948 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Dad : Son, what
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Srdr : What is the
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Q:Why most men
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Man asks God:
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Why do bosses
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Young Son: Is it
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Sam to Ram:Did
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When I was young
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