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Boy: Mummy, if I failed in this exam I'll commite suicide.Mothe'Shut up! Never say that. If U try to do so I'll just kill you..
  

Jan, 17 2012     127 chars (1 sms)     3441 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
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The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes..