Boy: Mummy, if

Boy: Mummy, if
Boy: Mummy, if I failed in this exam I'll commite suicide.Mothe'Shut up! Never say that. If U try to do so I'll just kill you..
  

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Q. What do men and beer bottles have in common? A. They are both empty from the neck up.
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
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Two Cockroach were Hospitalized for Injuries... 1st asked:How come here,BAYGON..? 2nd said:No Man,PARAGON..
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