Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers? A: They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time!

A Grl & a Boy were sitting alone.D Boy started touching D grl.Grl:dnt touch me,All this only aftr marriage. Boy:Ok,call me aftr marriage.

Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!

Teacher:The best way to double the money in stock market!Student:Invest 4 times the money!!---

Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.

when u kiss an american girl she says kiss me hard,when u kiss a british girl she say kiss me slow,but when u kiss an indian girl she says kisay nu na dasi

Man calls mental hospital & asks if there is anybody in Room 27. Lady checks & tells him that the room is empty. Man: Good,that means I have really escaped.!

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

Teacher: pappu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. pappu: Me!

Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa, a Man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.

What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

*A young accountant stayed late at the office day after day. Finally, the boss called him in and asked for an explanation. "Well, you see sir," he stammered, "my wife works, too-- and if I get home before she does, I have to cook the dinner."