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Boy: Mummy, if
Boy: Mummy, if I failed in this exam I'll commite suicide.Mothe'Shut up! Never say that. If U try to do so I'll just kill you..
  
Jan, 17 2012     127 chars (1 sms)     1731 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Teacher: pappu, name
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Q: Why did the
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A woman was sitting
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Wife:Yester-night
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A lady gave an
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Wife: I hate the
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Teen boy:Dad I
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Movie director
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Boy friend is
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Mr A: my wife
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FATHEHow r ur
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PAPPU : Daddy,
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