Boy: Mummy, if

Boy: Mummy, if
Boy: Mummy, if I failed in this exam I'll commite suicide.Mothe'Shut up! Never say that. If U try to do so I'll just kill you..
  

Jan, 17 2012     127 chars (1 sms)     1615 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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