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TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
  
Jan, 17 2012     127 chars (1 sms)     1029 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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What's the quietest
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Man receives telegram:
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Boy- From the
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Author: "I'm convinced
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Tcher: 3 grls are
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Why does history
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Mr A: my wife
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FathWhich r d 2
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Technical question:
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Hello My son
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Why do elephants
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