Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud

Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost? Dentist: It's Rs 1000. Patient: One thousand for just a few minutes work??? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like

Sir:G.Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,but also admitted doing it. Now,kid, do you know why his father didn't punish him?"kid:Because George still had the axe in his hand.

Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress. I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I just did, you stupid bastard!

Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.

Teacher : Peter,why are you late for school again? PeteWell, Miss,I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time

A lady had 8 sons all named KEVIN, when asked how she differentiates while calling, she replied “by their surname”.

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college

Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

Doctor to lady: U look exactly like my 3rd wife. Lady: How many wife do u have? Docto2.

Customer: Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up? Waiter: I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.