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DAD TO SON: When
DAD TO SON: When i beat u how do u controll ur anger. son: I START CLEANING TOILET DAD: how does that satisfies u? SON:i clean with ur tooth brush
  
Jan, 17 2012     146 chars (1 sms)     874 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Man1: I do not
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Why do bosses
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Girl to her boyfriend:
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Little Johnny: Teacher,
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What do u call i
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