************** Give one english

************** Give one english
************** Give one english word for...... apne kiye pe pani pher dena ..............? ..........? ......? "I I_____FLUSH -() - )____( *************"
  

Jan, 14 2012     154 chars (1 sms)     1553 views       Funny

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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don't misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere..
Best punishment dat u can give 2 male..Give him a mobile with a set of girls phone no.'s & put him in a place where there's no network!!
What is dSimilarity between a Successful Acountantand anAttractive Girl?...both r very conscious about their 'FIGURES'
Luv and Kuch are going to a village & in between comes A well. Luv falls into the well. Why??? Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!! Now , Kuch also jumps inside. Why?? Because Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.
In a park two lovers eating chips by lookin into each other eyes. Girl: dear wht r u thinking at this moment? Boy:I think u r eating more chips than me.
Ek pal me kabhi ye duniya simat jati hai to kabhi bikhar jati hai. ek pal me jindgi chal pdti hai to kabhi tham jati hai. ek pal me hansati hai to kabhi rulati hai aur kabhi to ek pal me zindgi ke sare mayane samjha jati hai.
Airoplane: Hi! brother. How can u fly very high speed than me? Rocket: mmm.. if da fire cought your back side, then u know how...
Do u know wat is the reason for unemployment in our country? Ans: Population. Do u know d reason for population in our country? Ans: Unemployment...
when words fail,silence works.when silence fails,eyes works.when eyes fail,heart works.when heart fails...samajh le TAPAK GAYA
See the sky youll see Gods face, see the rain you will dance once again, see the moon you will see the depth of lake. Now see the mirror and youll see the God cutest mistake.
Beautiful flowers die…. Nice stories end…… Lovely songs fade…….. .. Momeries are forgotten… .. All things comes to end….. But people like YOU always remain forever ….. ….. ….. BECAUSE GHOSTS NEVER DIE