************** Give one english

************** Give one english
************** Give one english word for...... apne kiye pe pani pher dena ..............? ..........? ......? "I I_____FLUSH -() - )____( *************"
  

Jan, 14 2012     154 chars (1 sms)     1746 views       Funny

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Best punishment dat u can give 2 male..Give him a mobile with a set of girls phone no.'s & put him in a place where there's no network!!
Hum bhi smart..Aap bhi smart..Hum bhi Gud Looking..Aap bhi Gud Looking..Bus 1 Chota sa fark hai...Hum DIL se saaf,Aap DIMAAG se.
Love Starts Frm Eyes Grows With Gifts Ends With Tears But 2day LoVe Starts 4m Mobiles Grows Wth Balance Ends Wth Numbr BUSY
Winter comes again and again. Summer comes again and again, but a person like u never comes again and again because God never makes a mistake again and again.
Man at medical shop: I need poison.Chemist: I can't sell u that.Man shows wife's photo.Chemist: Oh! Sorry, I didn't know u had a prescription.
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Pehle Dedar... Phir Yaar... Phir Ikraar... Phir Pyaar... Phir Intezar... Phir Takrar... Uske baad Sari Mehnat Bekar... At Last aur Ek Devdas in the Beear Bar.
Have u ever seen a monkey wrapped in a polythene. NO THEN SEE YOUR IDTENTIYCARD.
A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST. A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE. A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
Whenever u have to make a decision, Listen to ur Heart Then ur head & Then finally Do... What ur WIFE tells u to do...??
There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels.Her explanation - "If I die and my husband re-marries, I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels."
Question-What is the difference between vaade and yaadein? Answer- Vaade- "Hum todte hai." Yaadein- "Hamein todti hai."