I am a killer

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I am a killer
I am a killer, I kill people for money. But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing
  
Jan, 13 2012     96 chars (1 sms)     1807 views       Funny

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Love is like programming
Love is like programming; One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
Laila ki shadi mey
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Vo kaun hai?
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Ansu aap ka
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Sometime my mind asks
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First Person: My
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Funny but fact
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Husband & wife are
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Arz kiya hai.. ki
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