I am a killer

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I am a killer
I am a killer, I kill people for money. But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing
  
Jan, 13 2012     96 chars (1 sms)     1983 views       Funny

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Jis tarha heere ko
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if a wife cries
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I've been arrested
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What men want?
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hi i want to talk
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i want 2 be
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