I am a killer

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I am a killer
I am a killer, I kill people for money. But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing
  
Jan, 13 2012     96 chars (1 sms)     1706 views       Funny

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Arz kiya hai.. ki.. Galib ne bhari mehfil me sher mara.. fir kya hua? Sherni vidhwa ho gayi.. wah wah
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Kayamat ke din farishtene sabse kaha,"es papar per apane-apane gunah likho."achanak tumari aavaj aayi"Sir,sapliment please.
U hav cute eyes
U hav cute eyes. U hav swt nose. U hav smart look.U hav sharp brain.Oh no!Phir se galat number pe send ho gaya.
Question: What happened
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Husband & wife are
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Ek ladka ek ladki k
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so,sweet ur
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Heartbeats are countless
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Tumhaara intezaar karte
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To live a life, one
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