I am a killer

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I am a killer
I am a killer, I kill people for money. But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing
  
Jan, 13 2012     96 chars (1 sms)     989 views       Funny

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A student attached
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You are one of the most
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A student asked 2
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The best way to remember
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The japanese hav
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Wife:Yester-night I
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Hai tu agar mera
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Ek yug tha jab log
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Some one.......miss u
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Alibaba or 40 chor
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Ek aadmi ne apne
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Position of a husband
Position of a husband is like a split AC. No matter how loud it is outside, but inside the house, it is designed to remain silent.

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