MY eyes DETECTED! My heart REACTED!! Thousands were REJECTED! Only you were SELECTED!! Because ..... i need a money for an advertisement

1 drunk asked the other:What a beautiful night,look at the moon.Other drunk: U are wrong,thats not the moon,that s the sun.Both started arguing for a while when they saw another drunk walking; they stopped him,Sir,pls help settle our argument?Tell us what is that up in the sky that s shining.Is it the moon or the sun?3rd man looked at the sky and said,Sorry, I dont live around here.

She is HOt!She is sweet!She always needa Lip4KissWhole World'sMaD 4 herWHO is She? Do U Know?She is"TEA"Chai piyo,Mast jiyo.

Wife:Yester-night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewellery and clothes! Husband: Yeah, I saw ur dad paying the bill !!!

Why is Gandhiji smiling on all currency notes?Because if he cries..All notes will get 'wet'..

Every time I hold her hand, I feel like holding my cheek. She always slaps me on the face.

Breaking News: Latest sponsor of the Indian Cricket Team: Whisper Ultra.BCCI felt it appropriate as the team is undergoing its worst PERIOD

I Know Alcohol's bad..But I take alcohol only on days startin wit "T" tuesday&thursday& today,tomorrow, taturday, tunday&every tingle day!

Ye pyar b ajeeb cheez hai.Maa se ho to mamta.papa se ho to kartavya.Bhai se ho to dharm.Behen se ho to farz.Aur biwi se ho to...Sonumonuchotupappu

Lips jab lips se milte hai to kya hota hai . . . . . . . . . Hamesha galath mat socha karo. Muh band ho jata hai aur kya..

Light can replace Sun.Parents can replace God.But nothing in World can replace YOU..!Why.?!?LOCAL ITEMSNo GuaranteeNo Replacement

Promise Me That We Are True Friends Like: I AM THE SEA,YOU R THE FISH, I AM THE SKY,YOU R THE STAR, I AM THE TREE,YOU R THE MONKEY...