Technology Impact: Dad emails

Technology Impact: Dad emails: Dear son, How r u, ur mom and i are fine & v miss u lot,Plz turnoff ur PC & cum downstairs for dinner..

Jan, 13 2012 134 chars (1 sms) 1031 views Funny

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Tum kya jaano

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Chaand Ko Guroor

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If marriages r made

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I never married because

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Hum bhi smart

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ONCE UPON A TIME

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Wife hints 2

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MY eyes DETECTED

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Sir to Student: What

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