1 drunk asked the other:What a beautiful night,look at the moon.Other drunk: U are wrong,thats not the moon,that s the sun.Both started arguing for a while when they saw another drunk walking; they stopped him,Sir,pls help settle our argument?Tell us what is that up in the sky that s shining.Is it the moon or the sun?3rd man looked at the sky and said,Sorry, I dont live around here.

Biology teacher-There are 3 types of sexually transmitted diseases..And.."YOU'LL GET AT-LEAST ONE OF THEM IN EXAM!!"

If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story! But Im only a cartoonist!

Wats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?think.think..think...U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.

Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse

What a man want?Ek ladki jo Pyaar dey Ek ladiki jo Accha khana banayeEk ladki jo usse Dil se chaheAur??Teeno ladkiyan 1 dusre se na mile

Which buildings has the most stories?..........The Library..

Paani Aane Ki Baat Karte Ho, Dil Jalane Ki Baat Karte Ho. 4 Din Se Muhe Nahi Doya, Tum Nahane Ki Baat Karte Ho.

If u r married or if u hav a lover plz ignore the ing message..Others scroll down ADVANCE HAPPY INDEPENDANCE DAY..........!!

I LIKE U.. I REALLY LIKE U... I LIKE U VERY MUCH..., I REALLY LIKE U..., KYONKI GEETA MEIN LIKHA HAI..., PAAP SE NAFRAT KARO PAAPI SE NAHI

You love someone... u marry someone else. The one you marry becomes your wife or husband & the one you loved becomes the password of your emai id...!

Q: What kind of food does a race horse eat? A: Fast food