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Technology Impact: Dad emails
Technology Impact: Dad emails: Dear son, How r u, ur mom and i are fine & v miss u lot,Plz turnoff ur PC & cum downstairs for dinner..
  
Jan, 13 2012     134 chars (1 sms)     1010 views       Funny

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