Kripya Dhyan de

Kripya Dhyan de....... Dhayan dene ke liye Dhanyavad ha ha ha............

Jan, 14 2012 73 chars (1 sms) 6267 views Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

What is d height of Flirting?........When ur LUV letter starts withTO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN.

How can one reduce consumption of alchol? Before marriage drink only on days when u r sad, After marriage drink only on days when u r happy.

Son:I wana tel u

Son:I wana tel u something Dad: Its not gud 2 talk while eating(After eating) Dad: Now tell me Son: There was a Cockroach in ur food!

To live a life, one

To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge, way of expressions and many more mental qualities... Hats off to u bcoz u manage 2 live without them !!!

Do you know

Do you know what is the meaning of PYAR. Friends sitting in a BAR. & saying.... "P - YAR"

THE best frnd

THE best frnd is 1who stands in ur exam hall n says HOW MUCH WIL U WRITE COME FAST"GIRLS ARE LEAVING"

any

raj

Never think of the past

Never think of the past It brings tears... If you think of the future It brings fears... So, live life in the present And drink chilled beers!

once a ant and

once a ant and a mosquito married. but on I night mosq was sitting with tears outside the room why??????because ant has switched on the Goodnight mat.

Kash Life aisi hoti

Kash Life aisi hoti yaar .MONday ko dosti Tueday ko ikrar.WED ko pyar Thrs.ko intzar. Fri ko SHADI .SAT ko TALAK .Sun rest Monday neXT

What is the height

What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.

Marriage is the alliance

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them."

Categories April Fool Festival Friendship Funny General Graphical Greeting Jokes Language Love Miss You Naughty Occassions Quotes Seasons Shayari Sorry

Kripya Dhyan de

more Funny SMS Messages

Search SMS Messages