Kripya Dhyan de

Kripya Dhyan de....... Dhayan dene ke liye Dhanyavad ha ha ha............

Jan, 14 2012 73 chars (1 sms) 6146 views Funny

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I am a killer

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Girls heart is like

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SOMETIMES U MAY

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dil bechen he aaj

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The most effective

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

An engineering student

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have? Sweeper: I have the job.

A man said his

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Do u know wat is

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