Kripya Dhyan de

Kripya Dhyan de
Kripya Dhyan de....... Dhayan dene ke liye Dhanyavad ha ha ha............
  

Jan, 14 2012     73 chars (1 sms)     6007 views       Funny

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subah ko yaad aayi to miss kiya,dopar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya,shaam ko yaad aayi to heart ne skip kiya ,aur jab jaan pe ban aayi to sms kiya.
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Kitne din ho gaye kitne hafte gujar gaye baat mahino tak bhi chali gayi ab saal bhi ho jaega ab to kehna mano chalo aise na karo jaldi se NAHA LO