Kripya Dhyan de

Kripya Dhyan de....... Dhayan dene ke liye Dhanyavad ha ha ha............

Jan, 14 2012 73 chars (1 sms) 6275 views Funny

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Some One Is Loving you; Caring for you; Watching over you; Protecting you Guess Who? Neighbour's Dog

Always keep a picture of your wife in your purse.Look at it when you are in trouble.You will feel that other problems are not as big as this one!

subah ko yaad aayi to miss kiya,dopar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya,shaam ko yaad aayi to heart ne skip kiya ,aur jab jaan pe ban aayi to sms kiya.

The japanese hav produced a camera dat has such a east shutter speed dat it is capable of taking a picture of a woman wid her mouth shut

Wife:Yester-night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewellery and clothes! Husband: Yeah, I saw ur dad paying the bill !!!

There are 8 ways to describe you... nice, friendly, so cute, loving, very sweet, funny, charming , thoughtful. In short, you're just like.... me !

Girls heart is like WATER,Boys heart is lik MOBILE..Either water fals on mobile(or)mobile fals in water,Vaat to mobile ki hi lagti hain!!

Taj Mahal kya cheez hai, isse badi imaarat banaunga. Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thee, tujhe to main zinda dafnaunga!!!

Ravan decides 2 apologise 2 Ram,knocks the door,Ram opens..Ravan stands thinkingGuess what?????Kis mooh se maafi mangu??

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i love U ilove U ilove U i love U ilove U hey don get xcited i love other alphabets too i.e V W X Y Z hahahaha

Vo kaun hai? * Jo ISHQ me hai? * Jo MANN me hai? * Jo DIL me hai? * magar DHADKAN me nahi? Jyada soch mat STUPID Vo hai AMIR KHAN

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