Kripya Dhyan de

Kripya Dhyan de
Kripya Dhyan de....... Dhayan dene ke liye Dhanyavad ha ha ha............
  

Jan, 14 2012     73 chars (1 sms)     6382 views       Funny

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Lost in a zoo I saw many animals.. Mouse BIRD Monkey ...! U 2
Apko,1 Bar Hichki Aye To Samazna I am Remembering U. .2 Bar Aae To I Want 2 Meet U.3 Bar Aye To I Miss U. .Agar,Firse Aye To Pls pani pi lena..
loyal & faithful partner can really bring wonders in one's life.But these kinda species r disappearing frm d face of planet.
God made a daylight n is called “SUN”, God made a entertatemaint n is called “FUN”, God made a nightlight n is called “MOON”, God made a U n is called “CARTOON”,
Full Form of Girl-G-Gossipe me sabse aage,I-Innocent sirf shakal se,R-Rone ki automatic machine,L-Ladai me sabki maa.
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I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which anser the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
The wise never marry. And when they marry they become otherwise.
Some one.......miss u......needs u.......worry s about u....lonely without u....guess who....? monkey in the zoo...Ha Ha Ha