mat kiya karo

mat kiya karo
mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near, papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahi hoti hai clear. Isliye sms karo dear, without fear n very clear.
  

Jan, 14 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     915 views       Funny

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