Question: What happened

Question: What happened when two sardars were waiting for buses numbered 1 and 2? Answer: When bus number 12 came, they both climbed on!

Jan, 13 2012 136 chars (1 sms) 882 views Funny

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Hello, this is GOD

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Sometime my mind asks

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We cannot grant

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ALCOHOLcontains FEMALE

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When i was sad

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Company kee ladkiyaan

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Hey can u do

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Medical shayri: When

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Smile to old means

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I've been arrested

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