Question: What happened

Question: What happened
Question: What happened when two sardars were waiting for buses numbered 1 and 2? Answer: When bus number 12 came, they both climbed on!
  

Jan, 13 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     922 views       Funny

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He said.Do u love me just because my father left me a fortune?She said.Not at all honey, I would love u no matter who left u the money.
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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
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