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Question: What happened
Question: What happened when two sardars were waiting for buses numbered 1 and 2? Answer: When bus number 12 came, they both climbed on!
  
Jan, 13 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     946 views       Funny

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From Mon to Sun
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Some One Is Loving
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