Question: What happened

Question: What happened when two sardars were waiting for buses numbered 1 and 2? Answer: When bus number 12 came, they both climbed on!

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If marriages r made

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5 reasons why

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Despite the Old

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All married men

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Tumse mila main kal

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Jara sambhal ke

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I've written a

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What is the height

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Wisest thought of the

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