While walking down the street, I heard an old man say "I've been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now." I was touched until I heard him say "I wish she knew."

Vajpayee was talking about family planning in a speech laloo got angry n said if u dont play the game,Dont make the rules!! -

Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz He 20Gadho Ko Sms Karo 10Padte He 5Ko Smjh Me Aata He 4 To Kanjus Hote He 1Murga Kismat Se Fasta H Jo Reply Karta H

Light can replace Sun.Parents can replace God.But nothing in World can replace YOU..!Why.?!?LOCAL ITEMSNo GuaranteeNo Replacement

I am a killer, I kill people for money. But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing

Winter comes again and again. Summer comes again and again, but a person like u never comes again and again because God never makes a mistake again and again.

God thought that since he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law

Laila ki shadi mey lafda ho gayaLaila ki shadi mey lafda ho gayaMajnu itna naacha ki langda ho gaya!!

whats d diff betwen problem,talent & skill?2 boys luv 1 grl =problem!1 boy luvs 2 grls =talent!If the two lovers r sisters each other then that is skill..

1 drunk asked the other:What a beautiful night,look at the moon.Other drunk: U are wrong,thats not the moon,that s the sun.Both started arguing for a while when they saw another drunk walking; they stopped him,Sir,pls help settle our argument?Tell us what is that up in the sky that s shining.Is it the moon or the sun?3rd man looked at the sky and said,Sorry, I dont live around here.

What is d height of Flirting?........When ur LUV letter starts withTO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN.

Why is Gandhiji smiling on all currency notes?Because if he cries..All notes will get 'wet'..