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Question: What happened
Question: What happened when two sardars were waiting for buses numbered 1 and 2? Answer: When bus number 12 came, they both climbed on!
  
Jan, 13 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     942 views       Funny

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Heartbeats are countless
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How did an intelligent
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Whats the most confusing
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I want to Share
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Nurse: A beautiful
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If A Boy Givs
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We cannot grant
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God thought that
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