************** Aapki yaad

************** Aapki yaad
************** Aapki yaad mein meine kalam uthai, Liya kakaz aur tasveer aapki banai. Socha tha dil se laga ke rakhen us tasveer ko, par vo toh bachcho ko daranye ke kaam aayi. **************
  

Jan, 14 2012     191 chars (2 sms)     1321 views       Funny

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