Hai tu agar mera

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Hai tu agar mera
Hai tu agar mera dilbar, Hai tu agar mera dilbar, To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar
  
Jan, 13 2012     81 chars (1 sms)     1116 views       Funny

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