Hai tu agar mera

Hai tu agar mera
Hai tu agar mera dilbar, Hai tu agar mera dilbar, To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar
  

Jan, 13 2012     81 chars (1 sms)     1139 views       Funny

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Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
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