Hai tu agar mera

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Hai tu agar mera
Hai tu agar mera dilbar, Hai tu agar mera dilbar, To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar
  
Jan, 13 2012     81 chars (1 sms)     1041 views       Funny

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You know biggest
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When sadness fills
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kya aap ko
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Sometime my mind asks
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Ravan decides 2
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U hav cute eyes
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