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|| Height OfSelf-Confidence ||Teacher ToStudent:"You Are Late ...?"Student:"Late .. !!!Who Me ... ?No Way Sir ! I'm Alive..."

Jan, 13 2012 125 chars (1 sms) 983 views Funny

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I've been arrested

I've been arrested for bein the ugliest person in usa, can u cum down the police station and show them it's a mistake?

If I was an artist

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Girl To Her Boy

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Have a horrible day without

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American:Oh God

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How do you express

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Someone asked me

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mat kiya karo

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