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|| Height OfSelf-Confidence ||Teacher ToStudent:"You Are Late ...?"Student:"Late .. !!!Who Me ... ?No Way Sir ! I'm Alive..."

Jan, 13 2012 125 chars (1 sms) 1012 views Funny

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