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|| Height OfSelf-Confidence ||Teacher ToStudent:"You Are Late ...?"Student:"Late .. !!!Who Me ... ?No Way Sir ! I'm Alive..."

Jan, 13 2012 125 chars (1 sms) 990 views Funny

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I Wrote your

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I love "u"

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I want to Share

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Ur very specil for

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Log kehte h ki

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I have started

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If u see the moon

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