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|| Height OfSelf-Confidence ||Teacher ToStudent:"You Are Late ...?"Student:"Late .. !!!Who Me ... ?No Way Sir ! I'm Alive..."
  

Jan, 13 2012     125 chars (1 sms)     780 views       Funny

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