Ravan decides 2

Ravan decides 2 apologise 2 Ram,knocks the door,Ram opens..Ravan stands thinkingGuess what?????Kis mooh se maafi mangu??

Jan, 13 2012 120 chars (1 sms) 1377 views Funny

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Ravan decides 2

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