friends jaldi check karo: Kya Tumhara T.V. Chal RAHA Hai? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Pakad Lo, Nhi To Bhag Jayeg

Humorous Fact:We Live in a Funny World bEcAuSe Pizza Reaches Home Faster than the Ambulance or Police..JAGO INDIA JAGO!!-

Without u ,life is black and white Without u ,the world is no hops no light Without u t can't go left or right Without u i lose my sight Thank u my glasses

Winter comes again and again. Summer comes again and again, but a person like u never comes again and again because God never makes a mistake again and again.

A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...

when u feel lonely and alone and could not see any one around you………..; The word seems to be fading away.. ……come along with me..i will take u to an eye Specialist

A man in US kicks a dog to death which was abt to bite a lady.Paper reports:US citizen saves lady frm dog.Man says I'm not U.S citizen.So reprt changd,foreign hero saves lady frm dogMan says he is frm Pak Nxt days headlines:Terorist attacks local dog.

He made a local call Sardar wanted to make a std. call to punjab, He wanted to save money so what did he do? Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call.

Siddhu ki MAA ko gussa kab aata hai?jb Siddhu laughter challenge me has has kr contestant se kehta hai,bs kar mere BAAP

The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!

If u r stressed, you"ll get pimples.. if u cry,u"ll get wrinkles.. So, y don"t u smile & get dimples?"""

Not every flower can represent LOVE but the roses did. Not every tree can stand thirst but the cactus did. Not every monkey can read this message but U did.