Smile to old means

Smile to old means respect, Smile to a child means innocence.... Smiling infront of mobile means mental…, Still smiling!!!Confirmed...

Jan, 13 2012 134 chars (1 sms) 926 views Funny

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once a ant and

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To b happy with

To b happy with a man,love him a little n understand him a lot.To b happy with a woman,love her a lot n DO NOT TRY to understand her.

Great people talk

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I finally got my past

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Wife hints 2

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Padhai karo fail

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Behind every successful man,

Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two woman.

Ek chipkali ne gana

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Think well, Plan

Think well, Plan well, Do well, Sleep well, Play well, Laugh well and Put ur mobile also into well, Bcoz ur not Messaging me Well

If U sneeze once,

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hi i want to talk

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SOMETIMES U MAY

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