Sabhi ladko ko suchit

Sabhi ladko ko suchit kiya jata haki AAJ KE DIN mobile Band rakhe KYOKI kuch shararti ladkiya rakhi sms kar sakti hai Purush janhit me jari.

Jan, 13 2012 140 chars (1 sms) 1064 views Funny

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