10% of road accidents

10% of road accidents r due to drunken driving Which makes it logical stmt dat 90% of accidents r due to driving without drinking!

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Y does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the film GUIDE?Coz Dev Anand says:O mere humrahi,meri baanh thame chalna,badle duniya SARI,tum na badalna..!!

Monday went on

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You are one of the most

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A kid went 2school

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To b happy with

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************** I like watching

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What is the thinnest

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U hav cute eyes

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At marriage function

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whats d diff betwen

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