Everyone says ''Behind

Everyone says ''Behind Every successful Men There is a Woman''..But oly few of them knows d true fact is WOMEN GO ONLY BEHIND SUCCESSFUL MEN!!

Jan, 13 2012 142 chars (1 sms) 772 views Funny

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Honey Said,"I'm

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There are 8 ways

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SOMETIMES U MAY

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Q: What kind of

Q: What kind of food does a race horse eat? A: Fast food

Wats d diff btwn Pongal

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The three dreams

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I saw six men

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Wife hints 2

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A baby fish asked

A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish

hi i want to talk

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if a wife cries

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ONCE UPON A TIME

ONCE UPON A TIME a LEGEND loved sending messages n FOOLS enjoyed reading them, now the LEGEND is back and the History continues..!! Anyways

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