I never married because

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which anser the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.

Jan, 13 2012 229 chars (2 sms) 922 views Funny

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aap hamari galli

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Kabhi kisi ladki se

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Thngs in Boys room

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I ve written nice

I ve written nice poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. you should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R.. Mental Hospital is not So Far

Friends are like asian paints

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Height Of Confusion

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Do you know which

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Only True frenz

Only True frenz stand by u during bad times...I promise i will attend ur wedding.

LADKIYAN nahi to

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MY eyes DETECTED

MY eyes DETECTED! My heart REACTED!! Thousands were REJECTED! Only you were SELECTED!! Because ..... i need a money for an advertisement

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Aaj kal ki Ladkiyo

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