I never married because

I never married because
I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which anser the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
  

Jan, 13 2012     229 chars (2 sms)     857 views       Funny

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