Husband & wife are

Husband & wife are
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
  

Jan, 13 2012     153 chars (1 sms)     995 views       Funny

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Keep all ur troubles in ur pocket, but be sure that ur pocket has a BIG hole…
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