Husband & wife are

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Jan, 13 2012 153 chars (1 sms) 1288 views Funny

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Sometime my mind asks

Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I want to see you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it"s simply because............mental patient needs more care.....Ha!Ha!Ha!......."

PJ TIME..Beat dis one

PJ TIME..Beat dis one..Aasmaan ko alvida kaise kaho ge...??...TATA sky...--

if a wife cries

if a wife cries.. There may b a thousands of reasons..! But, if a husband cries.. There is only 1 reason - " WIFE "

There are 8 ways

There are 8 ways to describe you... nice, friendly, so cute, loving, very sweet, funny, charming , thoughtful. In short, you're just like.... me !

Ab tak meri life

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Intizar... Na raat

Intizar... Na raat ka, Na din ka, Na subha ka, Na shaam ka, Na iska, Na uska.... Intizar hai to bas apke pyar bharay SMS ka.

Promise Me That We

Promise Me That We Are True Friends Like: I AM THE SEA,YOU R THE FISH, I AM THE SKY,YOU R THE STAR, I AM THE TREE,YOU R THE MONKEY...

DARU se NASHA

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Kabristhan ke cahaukidar

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The last fight

The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, 'What's on the TV?'... said, 'Dust!'

Help a man when he

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

Question-What is the

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