Eating rotten fruit, Sleeping near drainage, Dog biting twice, Travelling in govt bus..r a million times better than believing a Girl.

Apne Teacherz Ki Bohat Respect KijiyeKyon KKyon K Is Duniya Mai Murghi K Elawa Wo Wahid Personality HainJo Ap Ko Anda De Sakti hain

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z isme 1 missing hai?2 times padhte ho..sharam nhi aati?ABCD me "1" kaha aata hai?

Ever since I met u I learn lots of thing 4rm u.I did not understand how n why. Den 2dy I heard"THE WISE PEOPLE LEARN MORE FROM FOOLS"!!

After a passionate kiss the girl whispers to the guy, "kiss me once more and I will be yours forever!" The guy says: "thanks for the warning

What is diff b/w Orange and Apple? Think! ? Color of Orange is Orange but Color of Apple is not Apple

Women claim that all gud men are married, while all wives complain about their lousy husbands.This proves that there is no such thing as a gud man!

if a wife cries.. There may b a thousands of reasons..! But, if a husband cries.. There is only 1 reason - " WIFE "

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

WHY INDIA IS IN TROUBLE...POPULATION :100 CR. RETIRED =9 CR. CENTRAL GOVT=17CR. STATE GOVT=30 CR(BOTH DONT WORK).I.T. Professional =1 cr. (dont work for india).In school = 25 cr.under 5 yr.age= 1 cr. Unemployed= 15 cr.In hospital= 1.2 cr.Statics u find 7999998 person any time in jail.Then balance 2 r U me . U R BUSY IN PHILOSOPICAL THINKING. How can I handle INDIA ALONE?

Lakh koshish karu bhulane ki,magar 1 baat reh reh kar sathati hai.Teri grl frnd rakhti kai karva choth,or har baar umar meri kyu badh jati hai.

Great people talk about ideas, Average people talk about things, Small people talk about other people, And Legends never talk, they send SMS...