WHY INDIA IS IN TROUBLE...POPULATION :100 CR. RETIRED =9 CR. CENTRAL GOVT=17CR. STATE GOVT=30 CR(BOTH DONT WORK).I.T. Professional =1 cr. (dont work for india).In school = 25 cr.under 5 yr.age= 1 cr. Unemployed= 15 cr.In hospital= 1.2 cr.Statics u find 7999998 person any time in jail.Then balance 2 r U me . U R BUSY IN PHILOSOPICAL THINKING. How can I handle INDIA ALONE?

Heartbeats are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams are endless, memories are timeless A friend like YOU shameless. Oops . Sorry priceless!!

1 aadmi ne 100 times blood donate kar k record banaya Blood bank walo ne uski wife ko bhi prize diya ye kehte hue ki "Apne nahi piya, tabhi to Humne liya."

A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST. A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE. A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND

wen i go wrong , need ur hand 2 correct, wen emotions bust out, need ur hand 2 catch, wen i win, need ur hand 2 pat. in short “YA HATH MUJHE DE DE THAKUR

Ur very specil for me, i'm very concerned abt ur safety . But i can't be with u always . So please , take care me yourself when u Jump from 1 Tree 2 another!

Think why u r so sweet,why u r so intelligent,why u r so lucky,why u r so blessed,why u r so beautiful..simple muzse fship ki hai to thoda faida to hoga hi.

If paper is vry tuf in an xam, just close ur eyes 4 a moment,take a deep breath n say "Dis is very intresting subject, I want 2 study once more"

Flirting is the only job in the world that a man cannot include in his biodata despite having years of experience and number of references

Kabhi Kehta Tha Dost Hamara Ek Jaan Bhi Maango To Hazir Hai Aaj Apni GF Ko Jaan Kehta Hai, Aur Maango To Inkaar Karta Hai

Q : what is the full form of maths ?Think A : mentally affected teacher harrasing students.

A small argument betwn a couple turns violent.Angry Husband: Do not let d animal in me cum out.Wife: Who is scared of a mouse