Husband & wife are

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Jan, 13 2012 153 chars (1 sms) 970 views Funny

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karo shri ganpati

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A student attached

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rat 2 baje

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If marriages are

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if a wife cries

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A person askd

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How can U cut

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I have started

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This cat, is cat,

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U love sumone.

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Position of a husband

Position of a husband is like a split AC. No matter how loud it is outside, but inside the house, it is designed to remain silent.

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