SITA k vanvas jaane

SITA k vanvas jaane me bahut badi seekh hai,Ghar me agar 3-3 saas ho to JUNGLE hi theek hai!!!!

Jan, 13 2012 95 chars (1 sms) 997 views Funny

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if I was a Painter

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Alcohol doesn't solve

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