SITA k vanvas jaane

SITA k vanvas jaane
SITA k vanvas jaane me bahut badi seekh hai,Ghar me agar 3-3 saas ho to JUNGLE hi theek hai!!!!
  

Jan, 13 2012     95 chars (1 sms)     1108 views       Funny

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