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Full Form of Girl-G-Gossipe me sabse aage,I-Innocent sirf shakal se,R-Rone ki automatic machine,L-Ladai me sabki maa.

Jan, 13 2012 117 chars (1 sms) 1257 views Funny

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so,sweet ur

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