Never think of the past

Never think of the past It brings tears... If you think of the future It brings fears... So, live life in the present And drink chilled beers!

Jan, 13 2012 142 chars (1 sms) 881 views Funny

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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them."

Light can replace Sun.Parents can replace God.But nothing in World can replace YOU..!Why.?!?LOCAL ITEMSNo GuaranteeNo Replacement

BRAIN DRAIN:1.Do u gAin Weight if u jog bAckwArd?2.If u try 2 fAil n u succeed,did u fAil or succeed?3.If i sAve time,When do i get it bAck?

Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun, Dil mein gum rakhta hun, Pata tha SMS ayega tera, Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun

When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love.

an IDEA can change ur life..... but DOCKOMO can change ur wife

Chandni chawk ka fawara na hota.India gate ka nazara na hota.Fashion ne agar ladkiyon ko bigada na hota.To india ka koi ladka awara na hot.

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals.. Mouse BIRD Monkey ...! U 2

Kitne din ho gaye kitne hafte gujar gaye baat mahino tak bhi chali gayi ab saal bhi ho jaega ab to kehna mano chalo aise na karo jaldi se NAHA LO

It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives

I am a killer, I kill people for money. But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing

1 Bhakt Ashram Me Jake SwamiG Se-SwamiG Mera Puja Me Mann Nai Lagta! Kya Karu? Swami:Us Puja Ko Mere Pass Bhejo Shayad Mera Man Lag jae!

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