Ur smile can be

Ur smile can be
Ur smile can be compared with flowers, Ur voice can be compared with cuckoo, Ur innocence can be compared with a child, But in foolishness u have no comparisons.
  

Jan, 13 2012     161 chars (2 sms)     1005 views       Funny

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